Wedding Speech Writers
How it works

You bring the stories. We bring the words.

Every good wedding speech is made of the same raw material: real stories, told well, in the right order. You already have the stories. All three services exist to do the “told well, in the right order” part, and they differ only in how much of a professional’s time ends up in yours.

One thing worth knowing up front: on the two services you can buy online, you pay first and answer the questions afterwards, on your own private page.

The instant speech · £49.99

Written by AI, from your material, in minutes

We are upfront: this speech is written by AI, and nobody reads it before you do. What makes it good is what goes in. A questionnaire built by someone who has written a lot of these, and writing rules that ban clichés, respect your off-limits list, and only ever joke from your own stories.

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Answer the questions

About ten minutes, and it costs nothing: who you are, who it is about, your best stories, and the tone you want. No writing skill needed, just the truth.

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Read how it opens

Your speech gets written from those answers straight away. You land on a private page showing the real opening, not a sample and not somebody else's.

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Unlock the rest

If it sounds like you, pay and the whole thing appears, plus two more complete drafts with a different feel and two free tweaks.

Checked by a professional · £125

The same draft, after someone who does this has been through it

For the speaker who is fine with AI doing the drafting but wants to know a professional has read it before they stand up. It gets read out loud, because a sentence that looks fine on a page can fall over in a room. Timing gets fixed, anything that will land badly in that particular room comes out, and your names and dates get checked against what you told us.

Back within 48 hours, counted from when your answers arrive rather than from when you paid.

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Answer the questions, see the opening

Exactly as above, and just as free. Choose this option at the point you unlock it, once you have seen what the writing is like.

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I go through it

I read it out loud, fix what reads fine and says badly, cut anything that will land wrong in that room, and check your details survived intact.

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Back within 48 hours

The checked version appears on your page and I email you. One round of changes after you have read it, then it is yours. The clock starts when you pay.

Written for you · £500

A speechwriter in your corner

For speeches that carry extra weight, or speakers who want a professional accountable for the result. We talk first, for about 45 minutes, and then it gets written from scratch by a person with no AI at any stage. Drafts go back and forth until you are happy standing up with it.

This is the one you cannot buy on the site, because it starts with a conversation. The enquiry is free.

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Enquire, and we book a call

This is the one option you do not pay for up front. Tell me about the wedding and your role, and we find about 45 minutes.

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We talk, then I write it

Getting the stories out of you on the call is my job, not yours. Then I write the whole thing from scratch.

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Back within a week

Drafts go back and forth until you are happy standing up with it, plus notes on pacing and what to cut if the day overruns.

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