Pricing
Three prices. No surprises.
All three start with your own stories. What changes is how much of a professional’s time ends up in it. Most people are right to pick the first one.
Most popular
Instant speech£49.99one-off
Back in minutes
Everything I know about wedding speeches, built into the brief the AI writes from.
- Answer about ten minutes of questions, free
- See your real opening before you decide anything
- Unlock it for three complete drafts, each with a different feel
- Two free tweaks if a draft is not quite right
- A private link and email delivery, yours to keep
Checked by James
£125one-off
Back within 48 hours
The AI writes the draft, then I go through it line by line before you ever see it.
- Written by AI from your own stories, and I say so
- I read it out loud, so you know it works said and not just read
- I cut anything that will land badly in that particular room
- Names, dates and details checked against what you told me
- One round of changes once you have read it
Written by James
£500flat fee
Back within a week
A proper conversation, then a speech written from scratch. No AI at any stage of this one.
- A call first, about 45 minutes, where I get the stories out of you
- I write the whole thing myself, with no AI at any point
- Drafts back and forth until you are happy standing up with it
- Notes on delivery: where to pause, what to cut if the day overruns
- One person, named, accountable for your speech
Where AI sits, plainly: the £49.99 speech is written by AI and we say so. The £125 is that same speech after a professional has read and edited it. The £500 service is written from scratch by a person. How we work
Pricing questions
Fair questions, straight answers
Are there any hidden extras?
No. £49.99 gets you three drafts and two free tweaks. £125 adds a professional going through it line by line, plus one round of changes after you have read it. £500 is a flat fee covering the call, the writing and the revisions. The only way to pay more is to order twice.
Why do I pay before I answer the questions?
So the questionnaire is the last thing you do, on your own private page, rather than ten minutes of work standing between you and a payment screen. Your answers save as you type. If you pay and then decide against filling it in, reply to your order email and we will sort it out.
What if I don't like any of the drafts?
Use your two free tweaks to steer one. Ask for more jokes, less soppy, a shorter opening, and it is rewritten in minutes. See the refund policy for the cases where that is not enough.
Can I upgrade from the £49.99 speech afterwards?
Yes, to the £125 check. Get in touch after your drafts land and we credit what you have already paid, so you pay the difference and nothing more. That is usually the upgrade people want: they have the speech, they just want someone who does this for a living to tell them it works.
Why is the top service £500?
Because it is a week of someone's attention rather than a product. A call to get the stories out of you, the writing itself, drafts back and forth, and notes on delivering it. It is priced so that you have to really want it, and most people are right to pick one of the other two.