Written for you · £500

A professional in your corner until the glasses go up

For the speeches that carry real weight, and the speakers who want it handled properly. We talk for about 45 minutes, then your speech is written from scratch, by a person, with no AI at any stage. Revisions until you are happy standing up with it. Flat £500, no extras.

This is the one option you do not pay for up front. The enquiry below books the call.

James Maxwell mid-speech at a wedding, under white blossom and ornate panelling — James, who writes this one himself.

How it works

A call, a draft, then as many passes as it takes

Enquire, and we book a call

This is the one option you do not pay for up front. Tell me about the wedding and your role, and we find about 45 minutes.

We talk, then I write it

Getting the stories out of you on the call is my job, not yours. Then I write the whole thing from scratch.

Back within a week

Drafts go back and forth until you are happy standing up with it, plus notes on pacing and what to cut if the day overruns.

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Tell us about your speech

No payment now. This books a free discovery call, and you get a reply within one working day.

Questions

About the full service

What happens on the discovery call?

A relaxed conversation, about 45 minutes, usually a call. The questions that pull out your best stories, a feel for how you actually talk, and an agreed tone. Getting the stories out of you is the job here, not something you have to prepare for. Most people say it is the moment the dread lifts.

How many revisions do I get?

As many as it takes until you are happy delivering it. In practice most speeches are right by the second draft, but the point of a flat fee is that you never weigh up a tweak against a price.

The wedding is three weeks away. Too late?

Usually not. Mention the date in your enquiry and you will get a straight answer the same day about whether it can be hit. Rush timelines are common, and unfinished speeches are practically the speciality.

Is AI used on this one?

No. This is the one service with no AI at any stage, not for the draft and not for the polish. It is how this was done before any of these tools existed. The other two tiers are different and we say so plainly: the £49.99 speech is written by AI, and the £125 is that AI draft after a person has been through it.

Why is this the only one I cannot buy on the site?

Because it starts with a conversation, and a conversation has to be booked. The enquiry below is free and books that call. Payment comes afterwards, once you have spoken and decided to go ahead.