Terms of Service

What we sell

The instant speech (£49.99) is digital content: a wedding speech written by AI from your questionnaire answers, delivered as three drafts on a private page, with two free revision requests included. No person reads it before you do.

Checked by a professional (£125) is that same AI draft, then reviewed, edited and signed off by a person before it reaches you, with one round of changes afterwards. The 48-hour turnaround runs from payment.

Written for you (£500) is a personal speechwriting service: a discovery conversation, then a speech composed from scratch by a person with no AI at any stage, and revisions until you are happy delivering it. Enquiries are free and there is no online checkout; payment is arranged after the call.

The questionnaire is free, and so is the opening

On the two services you can buy on this site, you complete the questionnaire first and pay nothing. Your speech is then written from your answers and you are shown its opening on a private page reached by an unguessable link. No card details and no email address are collected before that point.

Payment unlocks the full text of that speech and buys two further drafts. At checkout you are asked to confirm two things, and you cannot buy without confirming them: that you want the rest delivered straight away, and that you understand this means losing the 14-day right to cancel under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 once it is delivered. We record the date, and the version of that wording, on your order.

Because delivery is effectively immediate on payment, there is no window in which you have paid and received nothing. See the Refund Policy for what happens when something is wrong with the speech itself.

Your speech is yours

Once delivered, you own the speech: perform it, edit it, print it, claim it. We keep no rights over it, never publish it, and never reuse your stories in anyone else’s speech.

Your responsibilities

You confirm the information you give us is truthful to the best of your knowledge and that you have the right to share the stories you provide. The speech is generated from your material. You are responsible for checking names, facts and suitability before delivering it. Do not use the service to produce content that is unlawful, defamatory or intended to harass.

AI-generated content

The three services differ, and we state the difference rather than blur it. The £49.99 instant service is AI-written and delivered without human review; occasionally a draft misses the mark, which is what your two free revision requests are for. The £125 service is that AI draft after a person has read, edited and approved it. The £500 service involves no AI at any stage.

We describe how each works on our About page and never claim an AI-written speech was human-written.

Delivery

The free preview is typically written within a couple of minutes of submitting your answers. On payment the remaining drafts follow within minutes. Checked speeches are returned within 48 hours of payment. If generation fails we retry, contact you, and refund in full if we cannot deliver. Written-for-you timelines are agreed with you directly on the call; the standard first draft arrives within a week.

Liability

Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot be limited by law. Otherwise, our total liability for any order is capped at the amount you paid for it. We are not responsible for how a speech is received on the day, though we’ll have given it our best shot.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales, and disputes are subject to the jurisdiction of its courts. Your statutory consumer rights are unaffected.